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taggedbooty:

when school gets delayed

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when school get canceled

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A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart
My boyfriend trying to get head (via marrowack)

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dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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frappuczino:

sounds like my type of man

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snaketeen:

Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.

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australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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lubricates:

excuse me u accidentally pressed the unfollow button ha ha ha fix that

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donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

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moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

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woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

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