cyberthug13:

tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life

10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

australiansanta:

*whispers to laptop* baby u make me lose ctrl

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

meladoodle:

*pink panther plays as i search for the pussy*

meladoodle:

unexpected item in bagging area? what the hell i’ve been living in this supermarket self service area for three months now