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silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(via damittromney)

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(via barack-obottm)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via fake-mermaid)

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

(via lol-its-paul)

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

image

(via crrocs)

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:


thedavesofourlives:

teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

part of the night vale elementary first grade curriculum

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

thedavesofourlives:

teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

part of the night vale elementary first grade curriculum

(via lol-its-paul)

precumming:

sit on my face and ill guess your weight

(via burtreynoldsmustache)

urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

(via onlinegf)

(Source: asethetics, via jessus-christ)

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via fake-mermaid)

bueno:

babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school

(via papadevs)

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

(via bbqringolos)

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

(Source: telapathetic, via fake-mermaid)

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: 809212, via 2sassy4u)