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nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning

(Source: almondmilkpapi, via year7swag)

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via barack-obottm)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

(via charliesangels420)

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(Source: rneerkat, via year7swag)

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(via radteen69)

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

(via yolostonepark)

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

(via coolator)

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

(via coolator)

deansass:

deansass:

If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”

Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one

(Source: deansass, via damittromney)

☺ |If you have ever inhaled a 420 please like this so I can call the police

(Source: urtube, via radteen69)

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

(via chokingjoffrey)

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

(via cumfort)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via fake-mermaid)

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

(Source: pilotstwentyone, via chokingjoffrey)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via proshchai)