reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.
why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
excuse me u accidentally pressed the unfollow button ha ha ha fix that
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold