i went on my mums facebook page and thats my dad sticking a golf club up his boss’ ass but i think my favourite part is my mums comment
This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to.
it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything
babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
ever notice how halloween falls on the same date every year? kinda spooky