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thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks

Basically

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!

me: not with that attitude

*segways the fuck outta here*

cheryl cole dresses like used tampon

tltty:

THIS IS NOT OKAY

NOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooO

i don’t think crocs are a good idea you shouldn’t do that

you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down

Why is every Barack I know a president? wtf