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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

(via fatspy)

(Source: girltrash420, via bananapow)

ladeh-amanda:

But that was what I came here for.

ladeh-amanda:

But that was what I came here for.

(via barack-obottm)

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

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waynesworld1992:

waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

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(Source: lambhoof, via unclefather)

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via fake-mermaid)

unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

(via bunyips)

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via onlinegf)

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via yepitsgeorgia)

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via crrocs)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via chokingjoffrey)

eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

(via tyleroakleysucks)

meladoodle:

hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet

(via lol-its-paul)

ruinscape:

french weed joke:

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(via canadumb)